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Leonard(Johnny Galecki 饰)和Sheldon（Jim Parsons 饰）是一对合起来智商超过360的疯狂科学家宅男。他们的科学家朋友还有风流的Wolowitz（Simon Helberg 饰）和从来不和女人说话的印度人。 最近，科学家宅男的对门搬来一个美女剧作家兼餐厅招待，Penny（Kaley Cuoco 饰）。宅男开始蠢蠢欲动了，于是诸多啼笑皆非的故事在几个朋友间“爆炸”开来。遥远星际：和平使者之战双龙争珠深深的腥红魔力麦克3：最后之舞双雄（粤语）飞虎雄师GetReady!蓝色天使战机：空中勇士 第三季奈莉·拉普：怪物特工爱的承诺2019恋爱换乘正气歌给予幸福的人让开，命运啊平凡的荣耀陨落星辰第五季初创玩家第一季玲珑掌柜俏厨王太阳之力实习医生格蕾 第十二季心的旅行偷听的女人艾特熊和赛娜鼠2科伦拜校园事件审判受难记2010玩具之神假证人蜡笔小新之黑暗珠珠大追击夫人LIFE2给予者接受者想得到夸奖的我的妄想饭开心汉堡店布朗神父 第九季黑暗料理炎神战队轰音者vs激气连者温蒂最后通话叛我更幸福亚美尼亚大地震风尘三侠之红拂女小时代篮球兄弟第九季淑女本色
Leonard(Johnny Galecki 饰)和Sheldon（Jim Parsons 饰）是一对合起来智商超过360的疯狂科学家宅男。他们的科学家朋友还有风流的Wolowitz（Simon Helberg 饰）和从来不和女人说话的印度人。 最近，科学家宅男的对门搬来一个美女剧作家兼餐厅招待，Penny（Kaley Cuoco 饰）。宅男开始蠢蠢欲动了，于是诸多啼笑皆非的故事在几个朋友间“爆炸”开来。遥远星际：和平使者之战双龙争珠深深的腥红魔力麦克3：最后之舞双雄（粤语）飞虎雄师GetReady!蓝色天使战机：空中勇士 第三季奈莉·拉普：怪物特工爱的承诺2019恋爱换乘正气歌给予幸福的人让开，命运啊平凡的荣耀陨落星辰第五季初创玩家第一季玲珑掌柜俏厨王太阳之力实习医生格蕾 第十二季心的旅行偷听的女人艾特熊和赛娜鼠2科伦拜校园事件审判受难记2010玩具之神假证人蜡笔小新之黑暗珠珠大追击夫人LIFE2给予者接受者想得到夸奖的我的妄想饭开心汉堡店布朗神父 第九季黑暗料理炎神战队轰音者vs激气连者温蒂最后通话叛我更幸福亚美尼亚大地震风尘三侠之红拂女小时代篮球兄弟第九季淑女本色
长篇影评
1 ) 土摩托的世界
（若干阅读者表示，是Caltech大学不是MIT。特此在文首更正下。
正文就不更正了，因为最初看的时候确实没在意，二来，MIT真押韵）
演员们个个肢体柔软、眼波生动、言语自然，剧集巨澎湃、巨萌、巨科学。
《奋斗》里只有一个“才华洋溢”的陆涛，《the Big Bang Theory》讲的却是漫山遍野智商超群的高材生。随便抓个看门房的老大爷，也是偷渡到美国的前苏联物理学精英。
《越狱》中撕脚飞永远只有一个便秘难受的装酷表情，《the Big Bang Theory》主角却是无论刚强或柔软，都教人揪心揪肺笑得喘不过气的“吴彦祖”。
《英雄》里的群像太过单薄，只有hiro和克莱尔具有吸引人的自身魅力。但在《the Big Bang Theory》里的每一个演员，都是会跳艳舞的三文鱼，鲜动灵活，活宝万分。
也许以上的比较有些无聊。但同样是女生底裤，在车模妹妹们的偶然一露，与pub勾搭来的mm进浴室后搭在陈衣篓边的那一条，肯定让人感觉完全不同。
“这是一部为全球化时代宅男量身定做的剧集。故事从土摩托A和土摩托B一起为了扩展家中宽带，双双走上卖精赚钱之路开始。这样的开头，立刻会让广大的文艺青年们想起关于余华的《许三观卖血记》，唤醒欢欢爱好者们记忆中阅读过的护士yy文。但总之，blogger和宅男们会很快发现，这就是关于他们自己的故事，土摩托作为主角，完美地演绎了这一切。而且，这里有很多土摩托，各种各样的土摩托，漫山遍野都是。”
——Stephent Sing 《TIMES》NO KaOpu专栏作者
“超越幻想的真实！土摩托与电车男制造、养殖出了一群足以成为他们死敌的、噩梦一般的孩子，可怕的是，他们都在MIT!
注意：没有蓝幕镜头，也没有光学工魔。”
——Ziiirqz 豆瓣 美剧长老议事会秘书
在过去的几天里，我将这部剧集推荐给身边的一些朋友，不太开心的是，总有一些家伙会这样回复，“真无聊。我建议你去看看那部《行星：地球》，多么浩瀚的场景，多么蓬勃的生命力！”
我还是应该放弃将这部片子推荐给所有人的努力。我只是随便打开土豆上这部片子的豆单，从第一分钟起，一直笑到第十四集结束——从深夜两点到早上七点，喷出的口水泅湿了我整床被子。
这是一部关于mit的高材生，与一个金发爆乳女做邻居之后的故事。
两个智商高于360的家伙，如果还具有电车男的宅男气质：玩《光晕》、玩《魔兽世界》、看《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》……再加上常来串门的另两位同学：自诩情圣和语言天才的工程学硕士，和在女人面前便无法说话的印度人。这个无敌的四人组合，他们宅在一起的时候爆发出来的无敌笑料，精彩到让我如今想要用文字来推荐，但都不知道从哪里写起。
妙到颠毫的片子。倾情推荐。
正文就不更正了，因为最初看的时候确实没在意，二来，MIT真押韵）
演员们个个肢体柔软、眼波生动、言语自然，剧集巨澎湃、巨萌、巨科学。
《奋斗》里只有一个“才华洋溢”的陆涛，《the Big Bang Theory》讲的却是漫山遍野智商超群的高材生。随便抓个看门房的老大爷，也是偷渡到美国的前苏联物理学精英。
《越狱》中撕脚飞永远只有一个便秘难受的装酷表情，《the Big Bang Theory》主角却是无论刚强或柔软，都教人揪心揪肺笑得喘不过气的“吴彦祖”。
《英雄》里的群像太过单薄，只有hiro和克莱尔具有吸引人的自身魅力。但在《the Big Bang Theory》里的每一个演员，都是会跳艳舞的三文鱼，鲜动灵活，活宝万分。
也许以上的比较有些无聊。但同样是女生底裤，在车模妹妹们的偶然一露，与pub勾搭来的mm进浴室后搭在陈衣篓边的那一条，肯定让人感觉完全不同。
“这是一部为全球化时代宅男量身定做的剧集。故事从土摩托A和土摩托B一起为了扩展家中宽带，双双走上卖精赚钱之路开始。这样的开头，立刻会让广大的文艺青年们想起关于余华的《许三观卖血记》，唤醒欢欢爱好者们记忆中阅读过的护士yy文。但总之，blogger和宅男们会很快发现，这就是关于他们自己的故事，土摩托作为主角，完美地演绎了这一切。而且，这里有很多土摩托，各种各样的土摩托，漫山遍野都是。”
——Stephent Sing 《TIMES》NO KaOpu专栏作者
“超越幻想的真实！土摩托与电车男制造、养殖出了一群足以成为他们死敌的、噩梦一般的孩子，可怕的是，他们都在MIT!
注意：没有蓝幕镜头，也没有光学工魔。”
——Ziiirqz 豆瓣 美剧长老议事会秘书
在过去的几天里，我将这部剧集推荐给身边的一些朋友，不太开心的是，总有一些家伙会这样回复，“真无聊。我建议你去看看那部《行星：地球》，多么浩瀚的场景，多么蓬勃的生命力！”
我还是应该放弃将这部片子推荐给所有人的努力。我只是随便打开土豆上这部片子的豆单，从第一分钟起，一直笑到第十四集结束——从深夜两点到早上七点，喷出的口水泅湿了我整床被子。
这是一部关于mit的高材生，与一个金发爆乳女做邻居之后的故事。
两个智商高于360的家伙，如果还具有电车男的宅男气质：玩《光晕》、玩《魔兽世界》、看《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》……再加上常来串门的另两位同学：自诩情圣和语言天才的工程学硕士，和在女人面前便无法说话的印度人。这个无敌的四人组合，他们宅在一起的时候爆发出来的无敌笑料，精彩到让我如今想要用文字来推荐，但都不知道从哪里写起。
妙到颠毫的片子。倾情推荐。
2 ) 掀起Nerd主义运动新高潮（花絮、完整版主题曲）
作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
3 ) 悲哀 真悲哀
首先，名词解释：
the big bang theory是宇宙大爆炸理论，bang可以说是象声词。
klingon填字游戏就是klingon语的填字游戏，klingon语是星际旅行（star trek）里面一个很有名的坏蛋种族的语言。
当那个野蛮人在party上老是说宅男一号cos的是矮人侏儒，宅男一号义愤填膺的说自己是hobbit frodo。hobbits可是Tolkien大爷的魔戒里面最受欢迎的种族--哈比人，frodo就是里面的主角，那个脖子整天挂着戒指的废柴。
halo，里面那帮人玩的游戏，第一代和第二代是xbox的，去年9月底第三代halo在xbox360发行。这个游戏，可以一台主机，4个手柄，一台电视分4个小屏幕玩对战。
dr.who就是半秃男早上一定要看的那个电视剧，是一个英国科幻剧，67年开始，已经27季，知名度相当于美国的星际旅行。下面的机器人是该剧的标志性角色。
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg/480px-Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg
能人，这个词是宅男一号在party上骂邻居妹子前男友的。它的意思可不是说那个野蛮人有才什么的，而是指在人类进化史上第一种可以称为人类的猿人，出现在二百多万年前，会做石器，不会说话。
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nerd和宅男的区别
这帮人准确的说应该是nerd，不能说是宅男。因为宅男是日语词otaku御宅族的中文化，指的是对动画漫画游戏非常热爱，一天到晚呆在家里进行相关活动的人。nerd可以理解成美国的宅男，虽然他们也是对动画漫画游戏很热爱，但有一点不一样，就是他们对知识的追求，特别是深奥的知识。有兴趣的话，可以去youtube搜一个叫white and nerdy的视频，看了就明白nerd是什么了，有中文版。
--------------------------------
本来以为这个剧是哗众取宠的假nerd剧，就像joey的侄子那样是嘲讽nerd的，一直都很抵触。前几天无意中看一集，结果一发不可收拾全看完了。
看完以后只有一个感觉，就是《《囧》》。因为里面的笑话都听的懂，里面说的东西都知道，里面吸引那帮人的东西也吸引本座，里面的游戏都玩过，里面的对话似曾相识，里面的生活和本座的生活只差一步…… 还好，还好，幸亏当年停下来了没继续，一身冷汗。
其中半秃哥半夜去整理对面妹子的房子的时候，宅男一号居然拿出一把光剑（lightsaber）来，真是服了。而且还是绿色的，要知道，史上最强地精--yoda大师也是用绿光剑的yo。
还有一段也很搞就是俩nerd去找对面妹子的前男友，进不去前男友的公寓。俩人还在说加起来智商三百多连公寓都进不去云云，结果俩个小loli过来轻而易举的就进去了，真是Orz。
the big bang theory是宇宙大爆炸理论，bang可以说是象声词。
klingon填字游戏就是klingon语的填字游戏，klingon语是星际旅行（star trek）里面一个很有名的坏蛋种族的语言。
当那个野蛮人在party上老是说宅男一号cos的是矮人侏儒，宅男一号义愤填膺的说自己是hobbit frodo。hobbits可是Tolkien大爷的魔戒里面最受欢迎的种族--哈比人，frodo就是里面的主角，那个脖子整天挂着戒指的废柴。
halo，里面那帮人玩的游戏，第一代和第二代是xbox的，去年9月底第三代halo在xbox360发行。这个游戏，可以一台主机，4个手柄，一台电视分4个小屏幕玩对战。
dr.who就是半秃男早上一定要看的那个电视剧，是一个英国科幻剧，67年开始，已经27季，知名度相当于美国的星际旅行。下面的机器人是该剧的标志性角色。
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg/480px-Dalek_-_Dr_Who.jpg
能人，这个词是宅男一号在party上骂邻居妹子前男友的。它的意思可不是说那个野蛮人有才什么的，而是指在人类进化史上第一种可以称为人类的猿人，出现在二百多万年前，会做石器，不会说话。
--------------------------------
nerd和宅男的区别
这帮人准确的说应该是nerd，不能说是宅男。因为宅男是日语词otaku御宅族的中文化，指的是对动画漫画游戏非常热爱，一天到晚呆在家里进行相关活动的人。nerd可以理解成美国的宅男，虽然他们也是对动画漫画游戏很热爱，但有一点不一样，就是他们对知识的追求，特别是深奥的知识。有兴趣的话，可以去youtube搜一个叫white and nerdy的视频，看了就明白nerd是什么了，有中文版。
--------------------------------
本来以为这个剧是哗众取宠的假nerd剧，就像joey的侄子那样是嘲讽nerd的，一直都很抵触。前几天无意中看一集，结果一发不可收拾全看完了。
看完以后只有一个感觉，就是《《囧》》。因为里面的笑话都听的懂，里面说的东西都知道，里面吸引那帮人的东西也吸引本座，里面的游戏都玩过，里面的对话似曾相识，里面的生活和本座的生活只差一步…… 还好，还好，幸亏当年停下来了没继续，一身冷汗。
其中半秃哥半夜去整理对面妹子的房子的时候，宅男一号居然拿出一把光剑（lightsaber）来，真是服了。而且还是绿色的，要知道，史上最强地精--yoda大师也是用绿光剑的yo。
还有一段也很搞就是俩nerd去找对面妹子的前男友，进不去前男友的公寓。俩人还在说加起来智商三百多连公寓都进不去云云，结果俩个小loli过来轻而易举的就进去了，真是Orz。
4 ) 主题曲歌词好有爱~
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
5 ) 刚整理下来第二集的双语语录.[手打的累死了]
既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.
泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.
路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.
问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.
(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着 想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是...这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.
(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值 尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".
(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
.......................
(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
大家踊跃推荐啊...
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.
泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.
路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.
问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.
(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着 想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是...这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.
(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值 尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".
(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
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(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
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6 ) 量子物理中的模糊观念
集中看《生活大爆炸》的一个后果是，我最近又开始温习量子物理的那些观念故事。与薛定谔猫类似的还有两个，一个是光的波粒二相性，另一个是海森堡的测不准原理。前者开始理解的时候如同说一个人既是男又是女那般诡异，后者如同说行驶中的汽车不能同时确定它的位置和速度。量子物理之所以为大众所难以理解，不仅因为它们充满了背离常识的悖论，而且因为这些学说本身如同精神病人的臆想，难以琢磨。比如，把世界的本源例子想象为各种不同频率的震动的弦，就是《生活大爆炸》里面Sheldon的学派坚持的观点，或者坚信空间和时间在无限细分后都是有缝隙的绿豆状，就是Sheldon的对手Leslie相信的
圈量子理论。两派的对立，如同当年的日心说和地心说，属于宗教战争。恰是因为量子力学研究的范围不是我们熟悉的宏观世界，而是超级大的宇观世界，或超级下的微观量子世界，量子力学的所有理论都有某种模糊性和猜想特质。象弦理论和圈量子理论这类逻辑，还不知道什么时候有求证的可能。
对于普通人来说，这些学说的意义不象IT这种实用技术那么容易感知，不过了解这些量子物理的模糊观念对我产生一个好处，就是对现实产生一种疏离的超越感。要知道，马克思写书的时候参考的东西还是牛顿力学，刚刚去世的萨缪尔森的经典经济学，还在把世界看作是一个精密的仪器，目前统治世界的政治领导人，总体来说还在用王国的方式管理国家，虽然竞选的时候号称是民主的模式。面对2000年以后这个被技术与全球化量子化的世界，他们其实体现了某种观念上的无能，就是对不确定性的恐惧。七十年代，有个物理学家写了一本书叫《物理学之道》，讲述了量子物理和东方哲学的某些观念的相似之处，这也似乎预见了量子化的时代为什么很多人会潜心东方哲学。对于普通人来说，通过量子物理和东方哲学的模糊观念软化一下自己的偏执，变得不那么神经质和Mean, 算是解决知识焦虑症的良药，这个过程，可以从看《生活大爆炸》开始。
谢耳朵有许多缺点，但他也是如此纯粹的一个人。
四个宅男科学家加一个傻妞，成就了最搞笑的美剧，果然现在宅才是王道。
除了女主角，真是完美之作啊。等第九集的这几个月我把前八集看了好几遍，还带到美国看了。大爱Sheldon。“能观赏您大脑的工作真是荣幸啊。”
我不管，我就喜欢沉迷科学的“傻男孩”sheldon，看起来经常打扰到Leonard。但只是过于沉迷科学，当然，他也在一步步的变化，不断进步。莱纳德虽然表面烦躁着耳朵，他对他却也有着无限的宽容。嗯，这份友情很美好。
天才科学家的搞笑故事.超人那段理论太强了.
笑S了~超级可爱~台词很经典~哈哈哈哈~最近看的最好笑的剧集~
多年难得一见的好笑剧。
第一次尝试看当代的美剧（最近也在重温《糊涂侦探》），真没想到如此精彩。编剧超牛，台词字字珠玑，一集20分钟，看得酣畅淋漓。几位演员的表演也都很出色，最喜欢演谢尔顿的扮演者，那动作和表情拿捏的…继续看第二季
Sheldon讲普通话好得意啊!!
谢耳朵怎么这么贱兮兮的还能逗人喜爱
神作啊....
Sheldon刻薄得让我真欢喜。
科学贱客扎堆。吐槽男、失语阿三，真他妈有爱的片子~
起码十多年没有这样笑过了……
挺逗 但还是犯罪题材比较得我心
我觉得这剧最妙的地方是你不用完全弄懂那些理工知识也可以感觉到所有的笑点
哎呀吓死我了XDDDDDDDDD
请一定不能断啊```洗个痛快澡
Sheldon太好笑了- -哈哈哈哈哈
开辟了全新的情景喜剧